Kevin Eldon

as George Martin / Ringo Starr / Various

as Fish / Referee / Various

as Terry Tyrrell

as Alan / Beauty Pageant Father / Belgian Comedian

as DCI Mick Wickerson

as Jeff Washington

as Alan

as LCpl. Jack Jones

as Mr Hankins / Reverend Hankins

as Rollie Tennessen

as Ken

as MI7 Night Duty Agent

as Kevin

as John Vere

as Nick Secker

as Martin Bickerstaff

as Baron Silas Von Penfold / Penfold / Robo-Penfold

as Bob Harris-Tweedious / Claudius / Derek Jacobi

as Kevin / Various

as Neville Jebediah Smith / Skip Grint

Self

as Wine Dealer Andrew

Self

as Tenoroc

as Damien Spent / Prime Minister / Publisher

as Servegood

as Rick

as Narrator

as Carl

Self

as Joplin

as Jaques

as Romulus

as False York / York

as Cardinal Two

as Shakespeare

as Hugh the Monkey

as Karl

as Miles

as Barber #3 / Dodgy Phil / Guiseppe Delveccio

as Various

as Cooper

as Antimony

as Andrew / Barry / Doorman

as Miles

as Judas Iscariot / Simon Quinlank / The Actor Kevin Eldon

as Various Roles

as Lumpt / Various

as Toby Johnson

as 'Rod Hull' / Simon Quinlank / Various

Self

as Boyle