Patsy Kensit

as Carlita

as Sophie Bennett

as Constance Bull

as Crassus

as Judy

as Sonia

as Self - Narrator

Self

as Self - Narrator

Self

as Self - Guest

as Self - Sous Chef

as Various Roles

as Cindy

as Helen Hennerson

Self

as Helen Hennerson

as Vicki

as Alexandria 'Alex'

Self

as Stella

as Patsy Kensit

as Kim (segment: Cold Turkey)

as Agnes / Maureen Hatcher

as Darcy Scott

as Anna

as Clara Huddlestone

as Princess Jasmine

as Julia

as Marcia Weller

Self

Self

Self

as Eugenia Alabaster

as Elizabeth Guinness

as Mia Farrow

as Kelly Wheatstone

as Self - Guest Manager

as Lady Deirdre Sebright

as Jolene Leder

as Casey Spencer

as Julie

Self

as Caroline Wright

as Jenny

as Rebeca

as Isabella

as Deena

as Katie

as Dr. Anna Nolmar

as Joyce Cook

as Su

Self

as Linda Washbrook

as Rika Van Den Haas

Self

as Lina

Self

Self

Self