Sally Kellerman

as Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' O'Houlihan

as Kay King

as Lise Bockweiss

as Aunt Peg

as Bernadette

as Maureen

Self

as Sally Kellerman

as Janet Davidson

as Narrator

as Toni Maron / Toni

as Principal Stark

as Dorothy

as Lola

as Donette

as Sandy

as Marjorie Milford

as Judge Marcia Blackwell

Self

as Mary

as Narrator

as Narrator

as Frances

as Vivian

as Mary Jane Dankworth

as Narrator

as Narrator

Self

as Voice on TV (Dream House)

as Sister Jan

as ZigZag Lilian

as Natasha Fatale

as Evelyn Ash

Self

as Florence

as Dr. Valerie Ostrow

as Sunburn

as Kelly Bones

as Edith Helm

as Blanche Kitteridge

as Diane

as Holly Parrish

as Roxy Dujour

as Vera Malevich

as Fran Simpson

as Maxine Cates

as Mama Queen

as The Colonel

as Mary

as Michelle Keys

as Mrs. Liggett

as Martha

as Hazel

as Veronica Stirling

as The Seal

as Ann Goode

as McKinley 'Mac' Beachwood

Self

as Kitty Kopetzky

as Sally Hughes